Why did singlehood choose you?
Single people have suffered and we know they’re always thinking of when they will be from constant oppression.
The tribe was concerned too, and luckily, was able to come up with a game plan: find the root cause of the problem and proceed to find a solution.
So step 1: Why are you single?
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1 React to an 'I love you' message from someone you don’t like;
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Ment or malaria?
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When did all of this start?
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A Sticker
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No response
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2 React to someone forming 'anonymous' in your DM;
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Blocked*
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You air them
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You play along
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You aggressively ask them to introduce themselves
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3 When was the last you were outside?
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There’s been no occasion
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Out to where?
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Last week
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Poco has nothing on me
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4 How many besties do you have?
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One
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Bestie ke?
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Everyone is my bestie
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Uncountable
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5 What’s a relationship deal breaker for you?
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Being broke
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Being talkative
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Being too busy
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Too quiet
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6 Pick a hairstyle
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Cornrows
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Afro
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Braids
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Lowcut
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7 Do you have your PVC?
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As a matter of fact, yes
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Nah
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On it
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Skip
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8 What's one thing about couples that annoys you the most?
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Public Display of Affection
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When they wear matching outfits
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Their mere existence
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Calling each other pet names
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9 Pick a movie genre?
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Horror
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Rom-com
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Thrillers
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Sci-fi
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10 Pick a drink
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Bullet
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Jameson
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Orange pulpy
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Four Cousins
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Why Are You Single?
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Quiz result
Your blood is too hot! Try and be calming down dear, your partner is hiding cause they're scared of you.
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You are too quiet! Try and be talking, you're neither deaf nor dumb. Or are you?
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You don’t go out! Every time you're inside, how do you expect to be seen/found?
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Quiz result
You offended your village people! This one is between you and them, please don't involve us. Bye!
