“How much is the delivery free?”

Online shopping is the new normal! These days you can purchase anything from a pair of shoes to a piece of land or a car without having to go to an actual store. Without a doubt, we have online vendors to thank for this.

However, there definitely would be no online vendors without online shoppers. Take this quiz and find out the type of online shopper that you are.

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  1. 1 Your usual reaction to "DM for price"?

    1. Hiss and pass
    2. Ask for price in comment section
    3. Actually send a message
    4. Pick fight in comment section
  2. 2 How often do you shop online?

    1. Very rare
    2. Every salary week
    3. I see it, I want it, I got it
    4. Only if I can't find it in my vicinity
  3. 3 What would make you buy from a vendor online?

    1. Referral from a friend that has bought before
    2. Reviews on their page
    3. Just vibes and personality is enough
    4. Nothing specific. I have good luck
  4. 4 What do you normally buy online?

    1. Fashion items
    2. Gadget
    3. Food
    4. Sex toys
  5. 5 If you were ever scammed, you would ______ ?

    1. Take my L in peace
    2. Trace the vendor and teach them a lesson
    3. Smear them online
    4. You sef dey scam once in a while 💀
  6. 6 Which of these phrases have you used before?

    1. Won't you give me discount
    2. I will get back to you
    3. I know where they sell it for less
    4. Payment on delivery
  7. 7 What is your usual action when you see something you like?

    1. Check around for cheaper price of that same item
    2. Send picture to bae to buy for you
    3. Buy on the spot without hesitation
    4. Screenshot and pray for money
  8. 8 What would you do if a vendor mix-up your order?

    1. Manage it like that
    2. Ask to exchange for the right one
    3. Accept and waste
    4. Demand refund asap
  9. 9 Which of these has happened to you before?

    1. Collected shege in the hands of dispatch rider
    2. Bought bad food
    3. Spent all your money on shopping
    4. What I ordered vs What I got
  10. 10 Pick the phrase that describes your bank balance presently

    1. God abeg o!
    2. E choke!
    3. We meuve!
    4. Everywhere stew!

What Type Of Online Shopper Are You?

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    Screenshot baddie sneh! Let this words comfort you - blessed are those that screenshot items beyond them for they are rich in spirit.

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    Ghetto shopper! Your wahala is too much. Rest in peace to whichever vendor makes the mistake of crossing you.

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    Detective shopper! Nobody fit to run you street for this Instagram.

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    Money dispenser. You got racks that's why you shop liberally.

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