Nigerian politicians are a different breed!
It’s super easy to blame people at the top for the current state of things in the country. What about you?
Take this quiz and let’s see what type of Nigerian politician you would be if you were to be elected. Cheers to some self-awareness.
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1 What stage of PVC ownership are you in?
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Registered but yet to collect it
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Has collected their PVC
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Not registered
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You use your PVC for everything but voting
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2 What's your general attitude to seeing strangers in need?
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Offer assistance
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Look away. It could be a trap
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Join the onlookers at a safe distance
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Alert others you feel are in a better position to help
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3 What kind of situation would make you lie?
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Every uncomfortable situation
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A life threatening situation
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Nothing. I don't lie
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When you're caught red-handed
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4 What do you do when you see a long bank queue?
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Go back home
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Join the queue and wait patiently
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Complain then join the queue
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Beg someone to let you cut the line
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5 Which of these souvenirs would you give at campaigns?
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Rice
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Money
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Ankara
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Promises
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6 Which of these have you done to someone that annoyed you?
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Gotten even
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Cut them off
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Left them to God
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All of the above
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7 What do you do when you fuck up?
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Take responsibility
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Find a way to clean your mess before anyone finds out
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Transfer the blame
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Act oblivious
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8 Which of these would you pick as a lesser evil of politicians?
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The bringer of inflation
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The thief
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Terrorist negotiator
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Ajala travel around the world
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9 How do you handle failure?
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Bribe anyone bribable
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Investigate if there was no foul play
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Cry or throw hands
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Keep trying till you win
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10 Finally, pick a campaign strategy
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Eat roasted corn while campaigning
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Fly bike and wave
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Empower constituents with free bags of water
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Take High Resolution pictures of you working
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What Type Of Nigerian Politician Would You Be?
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The Looter! You are most likely to be after just the national cake. Somebody shout ole!
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The Blame Shifter! Pigs will fly before you admit you are ruining the country
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Man/Woman Of The People! If given the chance, you'll bring positive change.
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Aesthetics Politician! We hope you know the difference between a politician and a social media influencer.
