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When it comes to buying from online vendors, we can only say there is God o–because Nigerian online vendors come in various shapes, forms and sizes. From the good ones to the scammers, online shoppers have seen it all.
How about a quiz to know what type of online vendor you would be? It might even turn out to be a case of the pot calling the kettle black 
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1 Pick a likely reason why you would become an online vendor?
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To make more money
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Just wanting to try something different
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To scam people
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To be your own boss
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2 Pick an item you're most likely to sell.
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Hair
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Perfume
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Footwear
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Ponzi schemes
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3 Who matches your vibe?
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Kanayo O. Kanayo
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Nancy Isime
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Odunlade Adekola
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Sola Sobowale
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4 A stranger messages you with "hi", what do you do?
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Ignore till they introduce themselves properly
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Reply with hi too
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Straight up ask what they want
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First of all, how would a stranger get my number?
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5 A customer is shouting at you, what do you do?
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I cry when people shout at me
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Leave the premises
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Wait for them to calm down, then address the issue
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Shout back
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6 Which of these is enough reason to block someone?
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If they always ask "how much" but never buy
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If they send you a broadcast message
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If they send you strange links
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All of the above
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7 How would you appreciate loyal customers?
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Add an extra something to their order
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Give them a discount
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Airtime
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Times are tough, 'thank you' is enough
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8 Pick the type of customer you can't tolerate.
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Ask for aza but no transfer
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Always asking for price in your comments
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Wants payment on delivery
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Always saying your things are expensive
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9 You realized you mixed-up an order but it's too late, what do you do?
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Wait for the customer to complain
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Convince them it's not that bad when they raise the issue
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Ignore whatever comes of it
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Apologize and make a refund
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10 A first-time shopper is stressing you with many questions, what do you do?
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Air them
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Answer with patience
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Ask if they want to buy market or not
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Tweet your frustration and warn others not to try it
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We Can Guess What Kind of Vendor You Would Be
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Quiz result
The Laid Back Vendor! You don't like wahala! Any business that will stress you will not be established in the first place.
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Quiz result
The Scammer! You block once you've gotten payment! Desist from your evil ways, there is God o!
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Quiz result
The Price Hiker! You're all about your bag, not even a customer from hell can stop it.
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Quiz result
Dagbana choko! You will just be changing it anyhow for any customer that tries nonsense with you.
