Wisdom for those sex scenes!
Watching movies with parents can go from family time to an extreme sport in the twinkle of an eye. Especially when a sex scene comes on. Don’t let the devil have the last laugh.
Handle the situation like a pro with these methods.
1. Cover Your Eyes
For reasons unknown to us, parents like to stare hard at their kids when sex scene starts showing. Save yourself from wahala by covering your eyes.
Before you will start blushing or worse licking your lips.
2. Turn Your Back To The TV
Assume a lying position and turn your back to the TV.
Not today, Satan.
3. Excuse Yourself
Just stand up with grace and exit the room. No need for unnecessary shalaye.
You can gracefully return after some minutes, maintain your straight face.
4. Pass The Remote
Throw the ball in your parent’s court with this manoeuvre. Just pass them the remote and wait for their next move. Maybe they will fast forward or act ignorant.
At least you are vindicated.
5. Bone Your Face And Continue Watching
You are no longer a baby, just bone your face to show maximum disgust while watching. Don’t call us if this method goes sour though.
We just dey advice, abeg.
6. Pick Your Nails
Nothing is new under the sun. It has happened to Aki and Pawpaw before. Borrow their wisdom by picking your nails when the scene comes on.
7. Act Godly And Meet Your Parents In The Eye
We saved the best for last. Say phrases like, “Jesus!” “Subhanallah!” and meet them in the eye.
Dab to the Lord, brethren 🙂.
#TheGoodStuff serves up some light reading with 2 shots of humor and a dash of sarcasm. This edition shares how to handle a sex scene showing while with your parents like a pro.
