Sope otilo!
Have you ever gone for a job interview that made you realize the job was a goner? Read the stories of these Nigerians.
1. The Dangerous cost of making skits
Well, you have new interview content now. In all things, give thanks.
2. Mr Bean with the comeback
You are no beans and that’s why you were not picked. Hope that answers that question?
3. Where is your memory card, Lola?
Say that it has gone?
4. Ha!
You say wetin?
5. Sweet water
It’s very sweet? You should be ashamed of yourself.
6. Already securing free rides?
Maybe she should dash you the car too. Would that work for you, Muna?
7. Unmask the masquerade
Everybody should also turn on their camera. Mask off!
8. A pound of flesh
Does this look like a family gathering to you, Ore?
9. You think you’re wise?
Do they want someone that takes a different approach to problems or not?
10. Is it not just to post online?
Way maker, miracle worker, Emma, that is who you are!
11. Rumor Has It…
So, you went ahead to confirm the rumour.
12. Turntables
Turn the tables on them! They won’t see it coming. And you won’t see the job coming either. Like never ever.
13. Is this playing?
What occasion did you dress – interview or burial?
14. Transport fare is high
Transportation cost in Lagos is very high, abeg. They should tell you what’s wrong with working at the VI Office.
15. Oshey, report card
Let me get this straight, you told the MD to his face that you will report him to the board if he refuses to cooperate. Oshey, report card
#TheGoodStuff serves up some light reading with 2 shots of humour and a dash of sarcasm. This edition features stories of how some Nigerians realized the job was never going to be theirs.
