First dates gone wrong!

If you’re ever out on a date, there are things you should never do. We tried to warn you about it here, but some people didn’t seem to get the memo.

Well, a day ago, a tweep asked Nigerian twitter users to share their worst date experiences and all we can say is ‘there is God’. SabiTribe gathered the most striking ones:

 

1. A little legwork never hurt anyone though.

 

 

2. We can only hope the ‘Angel’ was understanding.

 

 

3. Not funny! (Okay, maybe just a little)

 

 

4. Maybe he was just really hungry.

5. Yes! In Nigeria it is illegal for civilians to wear camo.

 

Read more here.

 

6. It’s your fault for being too funny.

 

 

7. It’s a crime to be ‘real’ these days?

 

 

8. So much for wanting to lighten the atmosphere.

 

 

9. Juice ke? With whose allawee?

 

 

10. Wife material 700 yards!

 

 

11. It’s actually; a host of men.

 

 

12. Zenith Bank 7 – 0 Uche

 

 

13. You didn’t want to be familiar with them?

 

 

14. We don’t blame her 100%, Sapa is in the land!

 

 

15. To answer his question: She does. She takes milkshakes home. And that’s okay????.

 

 

16. What did android users do to deserve this?

 

 

#TheGoodStuff serves up some light reading with 2 shots of humor and a dash of sarcasm. In this edition of Twitter Confessions, Nigerians share their worst date experiences.

 

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