Code Orange!
Remember how we said there are different relationship flags and that orange flags are things that rub you the wrong way?
You’d think we are prophets because not too long ago, the convo popped up on the streets of Twitter, and people were asked about the things they can’t tolerate in a relationship.
We may not have been quoted verbatim but you, as a tribe member don code, right? Correct! Oya, scroll down to see the funniest orange flags your countrymen submitted:
1. This can be worked around, innit?
On second thought, don’t bother.
2. The grammar itself is giving “shades of grey”
Like, is she only transparent sometimes? Or is she not adequately transparent? Or.. never mind
3. Matters arising
Calling out the Huns who borrow money to never return.
4. Bless Doozee for that mic, it was needed
Sam Cash explained that he perceives his partner calling his friends by their first names as disrespectful.
5. Okay, Einstein!
For every day you wake up as a single person, the bars are raised higher.
Today, it is knowing how to use a welding machine. Tomorrow, you may have to spit fire before these eligible bachelors take pity on you and let you meet their mamas.
6. Well, who are we to argue?
His handle says babyboy so…
7. Double standards
These are the problems.
8. We have no idea what he means. No idea.
If you get it, please interpret in the comments. We’re waiting.
9. To strapless beginnings!
Wait what?
10. You have been warned!
Don’t talk back, but if you have to it shouldn’t be in an annoying manner.
#TheGoodStuff serves up some light reading with 2 shots of humor and a dash of sarcasm. This edition of Twitter Confessions highlights things men cannot tolerate in relationships.
