Regrettable Female Fashion Trends (Throwback)

Female fashion trends that the world could’ve done without

Ladies, it’s time to dig up those outdated fashion trends we know you all rocked but will never claim. Growing up these fashion items were the epitome of drip but all bad things must come to an end. Between you and God, which of these did you wear proudly?

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Abortion Belt

This extinct fashion accessory had a good run In the sun. Though, we can admit that it really suited thicker ladies, nobody can deny that abortion belts look like something straight out of WWE. Women were stepping out of their house ready to take on the Undertaker.

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Neck Choker

Some ladies wore it to compliment their goth vibe others wore it just to wear it. Looking back now, chokers looked great when they weren’t visibly too tight and leaving marks on the neck. That’s not what Davido meant when he said “E choke!”

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Scooby Wristband

Back in the days, scooby were all the craze for young girls and making as many as possible was an extracurricular activity in school. The people who rocked the most colorful scooby are fashionistas today but you won’t catch them dead wearing this throwback today.

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Long Pearl Beads

How on earth did this even trend at any point in fashion history? It’s pointless, messy and over the top as a fashion accessory. That didn’t stop it from being a staple at secondary school parties and events; girls and even some boys would rock beads of various lengths and colors. Truly an eyesore.

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High-waist jeans

Remember the good old days? When women weren’t pressured to drink slimming teas and wear waist trainers because their outrageously high waist skinny jeans already did the work? Denim fabric really went through a lot with all the strange jeans cuts that existed.

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Cracked Nail Polish

Nobody expected any new breakthroughs in nail polish but the cracked nail polish craze swept the globe. Till today we don’t know how or why it was so appealing to have nail polish that looked to be peeling off but you couldn’t tell the ladies anything. They bought all the colours they could lay their hands on.

Which fashion item would you still rock today?

#TheGoodStuff is a segment for light reading, served with 2 shots of humor and a dash of sarcasm. In this edition, the shots are coming for the ladies and their confusing fashion choices.