Normal or Not normal?
As Tems rightly mentioned, crazy ‘tings’ are happening and we have ‘abnormal people’ to thank for this. But then who has never acted abnormal before? Hands in the air. No hands? It’s been said that normal is boring. But some people overdo it.
This is a list of all the ‘not normal’ people living among us. If you didn’t make the list you’re one of the few normal ones, go and do thanksgiving.
1. Kanye
All we can say is love is dangerous. Uncle Kanye chopped breakfast in the hands of Kim Kardashian and hasn’t been the same ever since.
He has dragged our fine aunty in the mud on Buhari Internet. The latest ment is threatening to beat Pete Davidson.
We are really concerned because Pete is an ajebutter.
2. GB Whatsapp Users
This set of people are super annoying. They wait till you delete your status before they drop a comment. Just to let you know they can see it. You sef check am. Are they normal?
3. Stans
The way stans fight on behalf of their faves, one would think they live together. Stop putting Davido vs Machala matter on your head. These people don’t know you.
Rest your head on a pillow, biko.
4. You
Why are you shocked? There is no Nigerian that is normal again. Nothing you can tell me. There is no mental health to protect again.
All of us just dey craze dey go.
5. Food Combiners
First of all, why would a normal person sit and eat these food combinations–eba and beans, rice and okro, bread and noodles. There is a clear difference between creativity and a cause for alarm.
Please and please.
6. People That Keep A Register Of Wrongdoings
Some people are hard to offend. They will say, don’t worry it has gone. Only to open the register of your wrongdoings the next time you misstep.
As if we are not all sinners in the eyes of the Lord 🙄.
7. Twitter NG People
See. Twitter NG people are another species entirely. There is never an end to the craze, gbas gbos and hot takes.
If you blink twice like this, something don sup.
8. Extreme Sportsmen
Sometimes I wonder if these people are in a hurry to enter heaven or hell. Because I don’t understand why anyone would swallow fire, jump down from a plane, or surf the big ocean. At least, have pity on your mum.
Stop doing tinko tinko with your life 😭.
9. Nail Biters
Are the nails sweet? Is it hunger? So many questions. But continue biting it till there’s nothing left on your nail plate.
Ooin.
10. People That Fart And Laugh
As though dropping smelly farts were not enough, some set of people will still have guts to laugh.
No shame at all 😒.
#TheGoodStuff serves up some light reading with 2 shots of humor and a dash of sarcasm. This edition highlights the abnormal people living among us.
