“I get coconut head and I no dey hear word”
This list of people are set in their ways. That is, them no dey hear word. If the shoe fits you in any way, it means you are stubborn.
Change your ways, please:
1. Short people
We are not entirely sure what causes it. Maybe it’s as a result of their lack of height or a defense against the constant attack they get from tall people.
One thing we do know for sure is short people like to show they are stubborn.
2. Estate security
These people with their over-starched uniforms do the most. Once they tell you no entry, it’s over. If you like rap from now till tomorrow, they won’t change their mind. This life no suppose hard sha.
Siri, play me my gbedu; ‘Final’ by Wizkid.
3. Lactose intolerant people
For a set of people that fall ill for taking milk, they sure do act like they have nine lives.
Dear lactose intolerant people, we know It’s not easy to be restricted from milk. But, we still need you. Stop doing agidi.
4. People With eye defects
People living with eye defects and garri are like 5 & 6. Will their eyes itch them? Yes. But, will they stop soaking garri?
No!
5. Adamant political aspirants
Everytime you’re campaigning for the same seat you have lost over and over.
Are you not embarrassed?
6. Movie makers that don’t know when to stop
I’m sure you people also convert stew into jollof rice. How many times must that concluded movie return?
We know part 1 was sweet, but that doesn’t mean you should make everlasting series and parts from it.
7. Android users that snap with iPhone
“I can never use iPhone” but there you are always asking Peter for his iPhone when you want to snap.
Stop doing coconut head.
8. Religious people that do worldly things
How many times will they preach against worldly things before you hear word? If they play Wizkid now, you will sing along. If people are discussing tattoo, you will drop hot takes. We are concerned and at the same time confused.
Are you a lamb or a goat?
9. Single people
Everytime dropping quotes on why being single is so much fun but you are also viewing Bella Naija page. Are you really not searching, Femi?
Just let someone love you already.
#TheGoodStuff serves up some light reading with 2 shots of humor and a dash of sarcasm. This edition features the stubborn people of Nigeria.
