“Who have I offended?- A Nigerian mother whose son dated Kim K
We have all probably heard of Pete Davidson the man who snatched the wife of one of the richest black men in the world and how it all went down.
If you are part of the population that lives in the cave and do not know who we are referring to–here is the story from a Nigerian mother’s perspective.
When Pete And Kim Started Dating
At first, she wouldn’t have an issue because, I mean, who wouldn’t want to be associated with the Kardashians. Until information would reach her that the Kardashian her son chose wasn’t Kendall but Kim–13 years his senior, with the “crazy” ex, and has four children.
7 days of dry fasting to release her son from the shackles of hips and bumbum.
When Kanye “Cyber-bullied” Pete
It looked like Kanye would send thugs to beat Pete up at some point. Pete was doing the most to be honest–sending pictures of himself and Kim in the bedroom to Kanye.
Anyways, a Nigerian mom, especially the woke ones would have called her lawyer friends to get ready in case anything wan sup.
When Pete Tattooed Kim On His Body
This is the point where the dry feasting would have become a marathon. As if getting a tattoo wasn’t bad enough, now tattooing a woman–not his mother–on his body. Nobody told her that oyibo people tie men down with vegetable o.
May the best man win sha.
When The Breakup Became Official
Make a mental note to send Pastor Gabriel and Addeen donations–because finally the battle is over. The prayers worked and her son is now free from the hands of Ayamatanga.
You can’t call her dramatic, it’s who she is.
When He Went Into Therapy
That can never happen as a Nigerian mother would have bundled you to a mountain before you think of going into therapy.
#TheGoodStuff serves up some light reading with 2 shots of humor and a dash of sarcasm. This edition highlights how A Nigerian mom would react if Pete Davidson was their son.
