Should th*nder fire our enemies?
Are your enemies after you? Not to worry because these six tips are all you need to overcome them. Delay is dangerous please.
SabiTribe’s got you!
1. Move in silence
Once you have established that your enemies are after you, the first step is to reduce your cho cho cho.
Stay tight lipped about your next move and shock your haters. Look to your faves that sign deals and marriage contracts in secret.
Apply this wisdom where suitable.
2. Pray without ceasing
Before you can acquire, you have to perspire, dear. Pray till there’s no saliva left, and then some.
Your enemies are not stopping, why should you?
3. Bath soap
Sometimes, you have to enter the extraterrestrial world to handle your enemies. If you bath soap for your enemies, we won’t tell.
Your secret is safe with us.
4. Kill them with kindness
Most times, your enemies are just jealous of your progress because they are not moving forward. Take a page out of Selena Gomez’s book and kill them with kindness.
Even Jesus advised us to clothe our enemies.
5. Cast and bind them to banana tree
If your enemies say they won’t desist, you sef tie them to a banana tree.
Don’t ask us how, consult Nollywood movies.
6. Fire for fire
When push comes to shove, do your own back. Two wise musicians once said, “if you do me, I do you” and brethren those are words to live by.
You can prank them or show them advanced shege.
#TheGoodStuff serves up some light reading with 2 shots of humor and a dash of sarcasm. This edition reveals six ways to overcome your enemies.
