Nigerian men can be faithful too!
With our previous post on the cure for a cheating partner and signs that your partner has started cheating on you, by now you must have noticed that we are on a crusade to end the cheating pandemic.
Today, we are dropping tips to make sure cheating never happens in the first place.
1. Grow His Pot Belly
You know the way to a man’s heart is his belly. Delilah’s out there know a man without a potbelly is an underfed one and won’t waste time to do the needful.
Please feed him well.
2. Stroke His Ego
You must build a man to keep him, you know. Call him egoistic names like ‘Daddy wa’ and ‘King of the jungle’.
He needs to feel like he’s your provider and protector.
3. Greet Him By Kneeling Down
Infidelity likely became a thing when we stopped kneeling for our men. Every morning, kneel as you say good morning, as you serve him his food and whenever you want to thank him.
4. Don’t Argue With Him
Throwing dangerous banter with the head of the house and most importantly, your crown? Chile sis, please keep quiet. What will it profit you to argue ehn?
5. Keep Your Legs Open, My Dear.
In fact, it’s not enough to only keep your legs open. You have to spice things up in za other room too. Do you want to look outside due to boredom?
6. Always Wear Your Red, Blue And White Themed Makeup Around Him
Don’t forget to get a red wig too since you want to be a clown. A Nigerian man will cheat if he has plans to, irrespective of what you do! Look at you!
Can you now see ensuring a Nigerian man stays faithful is not as difficult as many say? Using these tips will be an extra boost to ensure his fidelity. You’re very much welcome.
#TheGoodStuff serves up some light reading with 2 shots of humour and a dash of sarcasm. This edition reveals how to make sure your partner never cheats.
