How To Become A Baddie

Activate your inner baddie!

What comes to mind when you hear the word baddie? For me, it’s Rihanna😌. Baddies have a lot of sex appeal, aesthetics and people are naturally drawn to them. You can’t help but be curious about them. 

Wanna be a baddie? Then read to the end. This is the baddie 101 class. Skip no lessons 👅.

1. Closet, Check

Now let’s get one thing straight. Your closet needs clothes that show skin. Always be serving skin. Comot hand for heavenly race. Being a baddie is your goal now. When it comes to style, think monochrome and leather. Just picture Catwoman or Men in Black in your mind and visualise.

However, no go do pass yourself.  Slay, I repeat, slay, but on a budget. Browse thrift stores if you are not too stacked.  Those stores sell nice things for cheap.

2. The Baddie Accessory

A baddie once said, “Ice on my neck. Ice on my wrist” and comrades these are wise words to live by. Accessories are a very important part of your baddie ensemble.

Now that we have the baddie closet sorted, up your accessory game with dark shades, jewelries and boots.

3. Piercings and tattoos

What’s your plan threshold like? Nothing confirms your baddie status more than piercings and tattoos. Your neck, hands and chest are fire spots for a tattoo. For piercings, we suggest your nose or ear for beginners. The nipple or genitals will suffice for the advanced baddies😁

There is a theory that the more tats and piercings you have, the badder you are. Test it out and see for yourself.

4. Smell Good. Feel Good. Be Bad

Smelling good is a superpower. People tend to look back if they walk past a baddie that smells really good. That right there is a confidence booster. When you smell good, you feel on top of the world and nobody can tell you nothing.

Hope you’re taking notes. 

5. Dye your hair

Dyed hair screams baddie alert. Black hair is boring and that word is a taboo in the baddie dictionary.

You can start with pink like Ruger…

#TheGoodStuff serves up some light reading with 2 shots of humor and a dash of sarcasm. This edition features expo on how to become a baddie.