Say goodbye to unnecessary billing!
Fuel price is now competing with the price of shawarma, one dollar is now over seven hundred naira, Nigeria did not qualify for the World Cup and someone out there is planning to bill you.
Here’s how to avoid them:
1. Leave Your Read Receipt On!
Strange? That’s the aim, to shock them. Read receipts are the last thing a biller expects from someone that has nothing to offer.
When they do the beggie beggie and get no response, common sense will prevail and let them know better next time.
2. Always Reply To Their Messages With Kind Words
I don’t believe you should respond at all, but if you must, be all glucose and sympathy. Oh dear, pele sugar, sorry dear, ehya are just a few of the many magic words that you should baptize them in.
This will even keep the channel open for when they become the next hot thing (we shall not lose our future helper because dodged a billing bullet).
3. Share Misleading Media
Pawpaw crying, garri in different states of consumption, and pitiful-looking account balance, just to mention a few, are the media resources you need to help take roaming eyes off your funds.
Twitter is known to have such media in abundance, you know what to do.
4. Send An Hour-long Voice Note As A Broadcast
An hour-long voice note explaining all your woes will quickly discourage people planning to bill you and those who are yet to think of it.
If you even dramatize well, something fit drop and if it doesn’t, everybody go leave you for your lane.
5. Repost Their Pictures
Whether fire or not, once they post their pictures on the gram, jump on it asap and hype it to the fullest. Use the hype to block beggie beggie.
Some of us are wise?
#TheGoodStuff serves up some light reading 2 shots of humour and a dash of sarcasm. This edition highlights five ways to avoid billing like a pro
