How Detty Will Your December Be?

Let’s see how ready you are for Detty December.

If ‘last but not the least’ was a month, it would be December. December is a month full of positive vibes. Many look forward to this month as it comes with many good tidings: cold weather, Christmas rice, gifts, decorations and music. It’s no surprise that the fun-loving Nigerians dubbed it as Detty December. That is, a time to shake body, lose home training and then face SAPA in January. Their words, not mine 😁.

For Christians, it is celebrated as the birth month of their Saviour; for many others it is celebrated as the month where our wallets perish in the pursuit of motives.

So, how detty or holy will your December be? Take this quiz and let the tribe predict for you. No need to thank us, please!

1 What do you love about December?
1. Christmas rice
2. Clearance sales
3. Party
4. Holiday
2 Do you have concert money?
1. Yes
2. No
3. Do you want to dash me?
4. Heaven is the goal, abeg
3 What is your belief system?
1. Jesus
2. Allah
3. Idol
4. None
4 Are you vaccinated?
1. Something like that
2. No
3. Yes
4. Covid is not real
5 Where will you be on the 25th?
1. Church
2. Cinema
3. Concert
4. Home
6 How many friends do you have?
1. 1
2. 2
3. Many, many people
4. Friends are fake
7 How do you relax?
1. Yoga
2. Watching TV
3. Sleeping
4. Hanging out with friends
8 Pick a music genre
1. RnB
2. Afrobeat
3. Hip-hop
4. Heaven music
9 Rate your budget for December
1. We thank God
2. Boss figures
3. Sapa, nice one
4. If I perish, I perish
10 Who are you spending December with?
1. Yourself
2. Friends
3. Bae
4. Family