Famzing has never been this easy
Going the extra mile to catch the attention of your favorite celebrity is not a big deal.
A lot of individuals shy away from ‘famzing’ famous people, because of the fear of being snubbed. Shebi, what doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger, right?
Don’t worry, you won’t die – we have a few tips for you.
1. Go To Their Hotspot
If you have been with us long enough, you won’t be new to the concept of strategic positioning – we preach it all the time.
Fake life could be all you need to get to the high positions of life – sell your friends, borrow money, engage in hookups, anything for the bag.
Your faves are not in Mushin. So, go out!
2. Don’t Beg On Their Socials
Let us envisage this outside the ‘Celeb VS Fan’ lens; If a stranger were to bill you right now, would you ever rate them again?
We are not saying you are a beggar though, all we are saying is that; begging in a celeb’s DM may reduce your chances of getting their attention.
3. Drag Them
Violence is the answer to many things, so drag them!
Whether by clothes or any other means, just make sure you are dragging them. Even if you get sued, you are not at a loss because it’s not every day a person gets sued by a celebrity.
Tell the haters “Do Am If E Easy”.
4. Treat Them Like Other People
In case you are not the violent type, here is one for you: When you have the chance to meet them in person, treat them like you would other people.
Don’t be too pushy, or record them without permission.
5. Dedicate a song to them
This was added here, though we are yet to confirm if it worked for the young lads who tried it recently.
That the strategy is unconfirmed yet, does not mean your case will be the same – join the train today and give hope to the hopeless.
#Unsolicited is a segment for reviews and opinion pieces. This edition showcases five ways to catch the attention of a Nigerian celebrity.
