Only cruise masters can ace this quiz

The situation in the country has become so dire that Only a few Nigerians understand that when we say cruise- we do not mean ship but bants and whatnots.

Today, we will separate the “mature people” who think cruise is childish from the real cruise masters. Can you guess the meanings of these pictures right based on the cruise dictionary?

Are you a cruise master

  1. 1

    1. Can I come in?
    2. Who dey check?
    3. Zazu
    4. Enipe?
    Correct!
    Wrong!
  2. 2

    1. Carry me dey my husband house
    2. In and out centre
    3. Investor moves
    4. Emilokan
    Correct!
    Wrong!
  3. 3

    1. Comot body no join body
    2. So you were saying
    3. Are you there?
    4. You are doing well
    Correct!
    Wrong!
  4. 4

    1. Wetin kill am… he go trust..
    2. Rush am go hospital
    3. Na big things i wan dey do now
    4. Help me, help me
    Correct!
    Wrong!
  5. 5

    1. This country tire me
    2. If he say he do am, he do am nah
    3. When this good go done now
    4. I sat there for three haaars
    Correct!
    Wrong!
  6. 6

    1. Where is my Johnny?
    2. I will always love you
    3. My dog stepped on a bee
    4. I wanna go home😭
    Correct!
    Wrong!
  7. 7

    1. Can you imagine?
    2. Ehen nau
    3. Make I chop
    4. Papingo dabalaya
    Correct!
    Wrong!
  8. 8

    1. Pray and be watchful
    2. Sulamania
    3. Peace be unto you… and if na violence you want
    4. Read your bible pray every day
    Correct!
    Wrong!
  9. 9

    1. I’ve seen terrible things
    2. Who never fuck up, hands in the air
    3. I want to go the beach
    4. Crazy things are happening
    Correct!
    Wrong!
  10. 10

    1. I am a holding a bottle of Zobo
    2. This sun hot pass normal
    3. This is a zobo, and it is cold
    4. We are outside
    Correct!
    Wrong!

Are You A Cruise Master?

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    Most serious🙄! Life is already hard, try dey catch cruise ehn.

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    Cruise Master in training! We see you boss!

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    First Grade Cruise Master! A comrade with knowledge and understanding🤝!

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My name is Tobi, but I like to be called Tobs - it makes me sound cool. Never been a preacher of peace. Never will be. Staircase wit irks me a lot. Pasta sways me all the time-and when I am not slaving my beauty years away to create content, I am curled up with my romance novels. Send fan letters to tobs@sabitribe.com.

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