Which of them are you?
One word for this Japa Wave? E choke. But even at that, the tribe isn’t losing focus. We have been observing and based on our findings (solidly backed by Japa experts all over the world), here are the eight types of people you will find during this japa season:
1. The Rich Kids
These ones wail about Sapa on the TL, confusing the real broke people into believing that their misery has company, whereas, their japa process is near completion.
Of all the categories of japa fellows, this lot lies the most.
2. The Japa Gatekeepers
Everything about japa-ing without entering potopoto is their area of expertise. They are the ones that left Nigeria before things peaked and if they are good for one thing; it is that the tips they share.
Thanks to them JJCs can smoothly navigate their stay foreign lands. Nice kids!
3. The Ones Left Behind
Under this category, we have the ones whose bosom friends japa’d behind their backs, the ‘ring bearers’ who are engaged to Japa fellows but are still in Nigeria, and the wicked relatives that do not deserve to hear good news.
They are the forsaken ones!
4. The Ones Forming Mysterious
We are conflicted on whether to say these ones live like this because they prefer things low-key or they do so because of one extraterrestrial assault too many.
Well, since you can’t find what doesn’t want to be found, we choose to take our FBI talents where it’s needed.
5. The Japajantis Vendors
The japajantis vendors are the ones always flooding the TL with images of household items that Japa fellows want to sell.
From a whole house to corsets and pants, japajantis vendors are scarcely short of things to sell.
6. The Ones That Have Seen Their Village People Finish
Smart kids! And exactly the way we have described them: Seen their village people finish.
Before now, japa was that win that couldn’t just be discussed with anyone but this status quo changed as people now throw japa parties.
What a nice time to be alive!
7. The Long Distance Patriots
These ones have a lot of love for the fatherland (or so they want us to think), yet their allegiance is only shown from distant parts of the world.
Thank god for Twitter for always opening their bum bum and showing their location. Remote activists!
8. The Unserious Ones
The peer pressure of seeing everyone leaving them behind is what makes them feel like they are unserious. To make matters worse, they don’t even have money to prove otherwise, so the pressure is in two folds.
Poor kids!
#TheGoodStuff serves up some light reading with 2 shots of humor and a dash of sarcasm. This edition highlights the different type of people you will see this japa season.
