Kiss visitors who overstay goodbye!

Unfortunately, some visitors just do not know when to leave. Here are some cues that will definitely get them out of your house. There is something for everyone–including the angels that do not like hurting others.

Get into it!

 

1. Feign Concern For Their Safety

Help them check the time since they refuse to. Even if it is broad daylight, tell them it is getting dark outside. 

 

 

2. Lie You Have Another Visitor Coming 

This is the oldest trick in the book that can successfully get them out your door.

Tell them you’re expecting another visitor soon.

 

 

3. Turn Off Your TV

Some people pay you a visit because they did not subscribe to DStv in their house. Since you are entertaining them with Bbn and movies, of course they will overstay their welcome.

Just off the tv and remove the cord. Mashallah.

 

 

4. Share Closing Remarks

Stand up and tell them how much you enjoyed their visit and would be looking forward to more visits. 

 

 

5. Give Them Work To Do

Since their legs refuse to work, give their hands something to do.  Bonus for you if they happily do the work. At least get something from them overstaying their welcome.

We recommend tasks like grinding pepper or doing your laundry with their hands ????.

 

 

6. Pursue Them Commot–Literally!

See, some people are in the family tree of goats. Even with all these tricks we shared above, some of them will still not leave. So chase them – preferably with an oraimo cord. Peace be unto all ????????.

 

 

#TheGoodStuff serves up some light reading with 2 shots of humor and a dash of sarcasm. This edition reveals how to send visitors that have overstayed their welcome away.

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Her name is Gbemisola but feel free to call her 'carry me'. A short baddie with a strong affinity for chaos. When not choosing violence, she is either busy creating content for money or relaxing with PG-13 novels and music. Send fan letters to gbemisola@sabitribe.com. Mwah.

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