Femi, is it a crime to love you?
Someone once said: “people love their oppressors” and that is exactly how to describe the love ladies have for Yoruba demons. Not that we blame anybody, these boys be fine????!
In fact, at this point, all we can do is give you tips on how to tame them before they serve you their signature meal- breakfast.
1. Have A Side Boo
Dead every thought of commitment, Yoruba demons are too polygamous for that. Instead, match his energy for energy. Let it be known that after reggae, you play the blues.
2. Be Wicked
I mean that in every sense of the word except in pouring acid. No panranran, no late night confessions, no holding of hands. Air him. Don’t post him on social media. Don’t apologize. Don’t shalaye. Be wicked.
3. Focus On Yourself
Being demons, what they do is possess you and fry your brain cells with sweet words till you lose focus. Before you know it you are on the back burner, crossed off their list.
Your holy water is your focus and self-care. Sprinkle it!
4. Don’t Be Clingy
The thing is when they are not with you, they are most certainly with a side squeeze or getting married somewhere, especially those ones named Femi and Ola.
So whenever he is MIA both physically or emotionally, leave him. Don’t be that person trying to draw him back.
5. Bill Him Mercilessly
Men do not deserve to be pitied- that’s why women’s monthly torture is called MENstruation. Bill him mercilessly so that when he moves funny, it’s a win-win.
Chances are that he won’t even stay long because he doesn’t want to be a simp for giving you money. Good riddance ????.
#SexandShips is a lifestyle series bringing you sexual education and relationship advice. This edition showcases five tips on taming a Yoruba demon.
