Eko Wengele
If we are being honest , the okada ban is one of the most difficult mandates in Nigeria’s history. We however derive solace from the saying no good thing comes easy.
Majority of the population agree that okada are a menace we can do without. However, the way this mandate affects us differs from person to person.
Which one of these categories is your table?
1. The Thrilled Bus Drivers
This ban bodes well for bus drivers in many ways than one. For one, they have now become masters on the highway since the thorn in their asses has been removed.
Truth be told, bike men too were doing the most–popping out unexpectedly and causing accidents all the time.
Bus drivers are also winning in terms of cash, they get to inflate fares as they wish since the footwagen brethren no longer have the bike option.
2. The Footwagen Brethren
These WhatsApp group are probably the ones feeling the burn the most because they literally have to trek the distances that buses cannot reach.
It is well.
3. The Over Zealous Government Task Force
We’There will definitely be erring coconut heads–and here are the people assigned to making scapegoats out of the coconut heads. These ones remind us of those prefects that always did more than was expected of them.
4. The ‘I Don Care’ Personal car owners
While it’s none of these people’s business, they can’t deny being glad that the roads are now free and they stand less chance of running over a bike man or of them denting their car.
5. The Reckless Dispatch Riders
The joy in these people knows no bounds as their competition has been removed. Gone are the days where “unauthorized “ bike men takes out of their daily dough. Now, they have all the logistics dough to themselves. Bye humility, we barely knew ye🤌.
TheGoodStuff serves up some light reading with 2 shots of humor and a dash of sarcasm. This edition highlights six types of people after the Okada ban.
