You want to bamba, right?
The popular saying, ‘you attract who you are’ doesn’t apply here. In fact, the opposite is the case; this is a guide on how not-so-rich people can attract the wealthy and prosperous.
Heed our advice and you’ll be on the Forbes’s list in no time. Thank us later, wink.
1. Strategic Positioning
The rich have places they frequent. Your only mission from now is to make it your job to be seen at those same places too.
Fake it till you make it. Man no go vex.
2. Do Risky Things That Will Help You Trend
This is one scope that has always yielded results. Remember James Brown and the Papito saga. Going viral is a sure way for the rich to notice you.
Do it right and bam! Nne, you are set for life.
3. Change Your Wardrobe
You need to look the part as no rich person wants someone that reeks of poverty. Break your kolo or start doing ajo.
Afterwards go on a shopping spree and look attractive for your rich prospects.
4. Become A House help
Nollywood has always had the secret recipe in their stash. A sure way to enter the eyes of rich people is to cook and clean for them.
Forget your lowkey big status and grab an apron. Your future will thank you.
5. Act Mysterious At A Music Concert
December is still some months away. We strongly advise you to start saving now. Attending music concerts has catapulted a lot of people into the arms of rich men and women. Why not you? Just act mysterious and shake that booty if you must.
And yes, this applies to guys in the building too!
6. Kayamata Way
If these rich people want to do coconut head, kayamata is your next best alternative. You might be the vendor or user, either way it will get the rich all over you.
Play safe and please don’t mention our name. We are not there o!
#TheGoodStuff serves up some light reading with 2 shots of humor and a dash of sarcasm. This edition highlights all the tips you need to attract in rich people so that you can chill with big boys.
