Will you get a gift or nah?
To be forewarned is to be forearmed. If any category on this list describes you, just forget Valentine’s gift.
We said we should give you a heads-up so you can prepare your mind:
1. Girls that love football
AFCON don come and go, only that your bobo with no six packs remains. Shebi you were misbehaving and gushing when Maduka was on the field.
Oya now, go and call him to send your Valentine gift💀.
2. The Meek Toasters
Granted , Rocky did Don Jazzy dirty by snatching Rihanna. But, why haven’t you still learnt the most important lesson? As you have refused to apply pressure on your crush, is it now me that will give you a Valentine gift?
Only a few days left before Valentine. You want to run kitikiti, yes?
3. We Met On A Dating App Geng
Your chances are very low o, except you both have known each other well for a while. Abi, haven’t you seen Tinder Swindler? If dem never run you streets yet, you are free. Anyways, keep your fingers crossed.
What God cannot do does not exist.
4. People that haven’t gotten their PVC
You also know you don’t deserve any gift, but here’s a piece of advice for you. Your uncles will soon start sharing rice, provisions and #500.
So when you go to collect, make sure that you are wearing a red gown or red tie, anything to signify you are only just celebrating your own Val.
5. Sabi Tribe Ghost Followers
You never engage our content unless it’s a giveaway. You can’t collect any Val gift. This thing will reach everybody.
6. Stingy bae
Akagums, una well done. How can you even expect a gift when you have refused to buy your bae the latest PlayStation and a birkin bag.
#TheGoodStuff serves up some light reading with 2 shots of humor and a dash of sarcasm. This edition forewarns people least likely to receive a Valentine’s gift.
