Where are we with the floods in Bayelsa?
To put it in the words of Sadiya Farouq, Bayelsa is not among the top ten states affected by the flood.
We wonder how this yardstick takes anything away from the present predicament but back to your question, what’s up with the Bayelsa floods?
Buhari’s 90-day Deadline
For those of us that did intro tech in secondary school, you would remember there are three types of maintenance–Preventive, Precautionary, and Corrective maintenance.
Yeah. So the Nigerian government chose the corrective maintenance method–when the flood already had the land in a chokehold in its first few weeks and instructed the minister of environment to look for a plan to combat the ongoing flood in 90 days.
Well, we shall hope that the minister lives up to the task delegated to him because we wouldn’t want to bother Bubu, who is away for a medical check-up.
Bayelsa Governor Is Busy Dancing Like David Danced
While the flood kills people in his state, dead bodies getting uprooted from their graves, and septic tanks flowing into his citizen’s homes, the governor of Bayelsa state was spotted dancing like David in his church last Sunday.
Perhaps, one day, we too shall find that which excites him.
Minister Says Bayelsa Is Not Among Top Ten Of The States Flooded
If the jubilant dance is not enough indication that nothing is going on, this statement from Sadiya Farouq, the Minister of Humanitarian Affairs, Disaster Management, and Social Development should be.
She said that Bayelsa is not one of the top ten states affected by the flood and we still do not get the relevance of this statement.
Is the flooding situation a Grammys section where nominees are rated or what?
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