Still think it’s Lucifer that lies best?
Who really is the king of deception – Lucifer or the son of Adam?
Permit me to blow your mind.
1. Dating yet searching?
In his defense all he wanted was a room to mate in. Your girlfriend should not stop you from finding a future husband.
2. BDSM Friend?
Maryam, love is a losing game. Open your heart. His friend was just doing rough play with him.
3. Innocent even when proven guilty
Never admit to a crime even if caught in a crime scene. A king, we stan.
4. Lie of omission?
Don’t be annoyed sis. He forgot to add yet at the end of his sentence.
5. Mr Baker
Okkay, hear me out sis. What if he really was just playing house with his roomie? Don’t you want the bread?
6. For we are many – Legion
I gotta say, this is smart. It was not me, it was one of my other versions.
7. Safety first
8. Two came from one
Well, what if the twins did come from one egg?
9. Titles are just semantics
Sister, baby mama – what matters is you are the one riding with him in the front seat.
mean they on brother-sister kind of level now. At least he didn’t say part-time wife.
10. You too, why are you looking for hair strands?
Aunty, you sef. Be calming down. You inspect them closely enough to catch one strand of red hair? Okay, what if it was a thread?
#TheGoodStuff serves up some light reading with 2 shots of humor and a dash of sarcasm. This edition highlights the wildest lies men have told their partners.
