Only single pringles can relate!
Sorry in advance to the singles reading this post. We know you guys like to champion self-love as hard guys and girls without a boo. But, we know you know love is sweet.
That’s why we are reminding you about what you’re missing as a single pringle so you can get back to the dating pool. I mean, for real, do you want to be a mechanic or a baller?
1. Nobody To Call You Odd Pet Names Or At Odd Hours
So, nobody calls you pet names like big head, baby or ode again? Not even good morning texts waiting for you before you wake or sweet lies before you go to bed? Must be tough.
2. Nobody For You To Bite
According to an undisclosed source, we heard people become vampires once they enter romantic relationships. This for you may be a good or bad thing. All in all, no more biting for you.
3. No One To Match With
As a one-man battalion that you insist on being, whoever shall you match clothes with? Just superglue your eyes when the coordinating couples strut by.
4. No Free Clothes To Steal
Bye-bye to all the free shirts you liberally take from your partner. Seems your fashion influencer era is over before it even kicked off.
5. End Of Shared Skincare Era
We heard using skincare products you did not buy with your money is so much sweeter. The chest pain from debits when you buy it yourself? Okay o.
You should probably call them and confess you miss them.
6. No One Gifts You Singlets And Boxers On Your Birthday
When was the last time your underwear wardrobe was changed? At least you could look forward to new sets yearly before. But now, yikes.
7. No One To Share Body Heat With
Come rain, harmattan or sun, it is just your fragile body against the world. No warm body to regulate your temperature?
8. Thankfully, Your Mumu button Has Been Deactivated
Take this as comfort food before you will say we came for you. At least now nobody is in control of your mumu button. Rejoice, we heard relationship people are seeing things.
That’s a story for another day, sha.
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