You no come this life to suffer!
The tribe has highlighted all of the privileges you could be enjoying right now and yes, it includes the popular fine girl privilege.
However, that’s not the only good part. We have also included some tips on arranging some of these privileges yourself in case you don’t have them.
1. Fine Girl Privilege
Also known as the ‘pretty privilege’, the fine girl privilege gives you access to people’s money just because of the way your facial bones are arranged. The best part of this absolutely legal side hustle is that the cash out knows no age or status, everybody just wants to help.
About the tip: Perhaps, you want to enjoy this privilege so badly but can’t afford a doctor, boxing rings have been reputed to offer intense facial restructuring at affordable costs. You are welcome!
2. Girlfriend Privilege
Girlfriend privilege describes all the structures put in place for someone who shares the same life source with Oga–a steady salary, random trips, luxurious life, you know, just for Oga’s sake.
The people who don’t enjoy this are the ones who tend to take a more aggressive approach to life. Not that we blame them because I mean, what other emotion do you expect from someone who has only always heard “babe, eat for my sake” all of their lives?
3. Handsome Bobo Privilege
Just like freaky freaky daddies, some women are committed to keeping young men of valour off the streets as long as they are handsome.
Haters will say you are handsome bobo privilege is gigolo-ism when you finally meet your own sugar mummy but between you and the tribe, we know that’s not true.
4. Assets Privilege
It is possible to receive financial compensation for possessing some body organs in excess but I bet you already knew that. Bad child!
Tip: If you, however, do a self-assessment and come up with nothing-like everywhere is flat like a mirror- the tribe suggests you consult your doctor or a vulcanizer, whoever is closest.
5. Last-Born privilege
Limitless people to bill, getting the best part of meals, inheriting things (never debts), and spending money that’s not theirs–yes ma’am, that’s the ultimate lastborn privilege.
The only pain they feel is having to be the live-in housekeeper but what do they say about life? It is not a bed of roses. Go and wash the plates, dear.
6. Sapa Privilege
If you notice that your name was omitted for aso-ebi, or you didn’t get invited to your high school reunion–then you are enjoying the Sapa privilege.
People already know not to disturb you with billing and your destiny already knows what needs fixing from a glance.
#TheGoodStuff serves up some light reading 2 shots of humour and a dash of sarcasm. This edition highlights six privileges you could be enjoying right now.
