Hands up!
It’s not everyday that a fun loving tribe like ours will raise alarm–so when we do, you best believe it is urgent. There are criminals roaming the streets with us–when they are supposed to be in jail.
We do not know how they have managed to evade capture this long, but we do know that the tribe is putting an end to that. With us, today, is a list of people whose freedom has been found questionable by the tribe.
If you appear on this list more than once, you are advised to turn yourself in before we find you! You could also take this quiz and find out just what you could be jailed for.
1. Those That Don’t Have Their PVC
We have reasons to believe these people are the reason we don’t see so many little stones around anymore–because they chew for breakfast lunch and dinner.
If this country’s plight is not enough motivation to have gotten your PVC by now, we don’t know what else will. You obviously had no intention to vote, enter the van my friend!
2. Exes That Call Back
Say hi to the Ojuelegba Amber Heards- before we lock them up anyway. These unpaid bigger persons are in the habit of reaching out- just to remind the exes of what could have been.
Hang the relationship boots without a fuss? No. It can never be them. In fact, it looks like they get a kick out of disrupting your healing process. Hands up jhoor!
3. People Who Scrape Non-Sticky Pots
These are the issues! Perfectly sane human beings are now taking their frustration out on cookware- non-sticky pot for that matter, and we think everything is okay.
The situation of the country is already dire, we can’t afford for one more budding psychopath to be on the loose.
4. Fake-Chilled Bottle Water Vendors
You expect us to sleep with our two eyes closed when people who sell fake-chilled bottled water are walking around. Fat chance.
Any human being that is comfortable with dashing the hopes of his fellow thirsty man should not be forgiven. It’s giving betrayal??.
5. People Who Don’t Use Perfumes
These public offenders deserve more than a slap on the wrist- take my word for it. No deodorants, perfumes, spray or any other good scents and you are going out into the world. To do what? Cause an apocalypse?
How you even managed to evade capture for this long is what baffles me.
6. Cat Callers
Women suffer this the most. It could be Kelly and you wouldn’t hear a pin drop, let their fellow Nigerian babes pass, jeers and catcalls begin.
Whether you believe that a person’s dressing is the reason why they are getting cat calls or you are even a culprit, you have the right to remain silent!
TheGoodStuff serves up some light reading with 2 shots of humor and a dash of sarcasm. This edition highlights six types of people who should be jailed.
