Masters in the art of cheating!
What special skills does does your cheating partner have? Come and drink from the fountain of knowledge, here are six things that cheating partners excel at.
We refuse to sit back and let a Nigerian man or woman take you for an idiot.
1. Lying
Even if you catch them red handed, they will still try to lie and gaslight you. Always, “it’s not what you think”. Exactly what are we to think, Femi?
2. Creating Complex Screen Lock Patterns
They can’t solve the simplest sudoku puzzles but best believe they will create a screen lock pattern that will burst your brain.
3. Being Outside
It’s almost as though their house is always on fire with the rate they are always out and about. What would a faithful partner be looking for outside without you, ehn?
4. Famzing Your Relatives
Cheating partners are always unnecessarily cozy with your family members. It’s all a ploy to get advocates they can run to when they are caught.
5. Multitasking
You think cause he’s replying swiftly he’s not cheating? 😭He could be responding to your texts while giving back shots to his side piece.
6. Pretending
Cheating partners (especially Yoruba demons) will pretend to be your Mr/Mrs Right till they make you cry. They are masters in the art of blinding their subjects with fake affection.
If any of these traits on the list matches your current boo, Burna Boy breakfast anthem will comfort you. Don’t worry.
#TheGoodStuff serves up some light reading with 2 shots of humor and a dash of sarcasm. This edition highlights six things cheating partners excel at.
