Redeem that cheating partner
The old-school solution to a cheating partner is leaving. No more of that.
It is a season of no leave no transfer. Review these suggested remedies and pick your best option.
1. Announce it for them
We have a few suggestions on how to do this. Print ‘I cheat for a living’ on a Jersey for him or her. Take them to the salon for a haircut or hairdo and let the stylist adorn their head with cheating artwork.
2. Take the spiritual route
Once they wake up, fetch your Goya oil and anoint their heads while calling on the God you serve. When problems above you show face, you let God take the wheel.
3. Join them
Since your partner clearly wants to eat stew from two different pots. Help him mix it inside one. Join them and make it a throuple. “Two heads are better than one” was for the old generation.
Three is the magic figure.
4. Cheat your own back
A wise person once said, “first to do no dey pain” and brethren, we concur. Do your own back. ‘Ojoro cancel ojoro’ makes the relationship last forever. We suggest you pick someone from their family to show there are levels to cheating.
5. Become their bodyguard
Didn’t the holy book already say, two shall become one? Don’t allow them to go anywhere without you. Follow them everywhere they go. Protect your heart and theirs. It’s for everybody’s safety.
6. Form an alliance with the side boo and bill their life
Love may not cost a thing but heartbreak surely does? Join hands with their side boo to bill them.
#TheGoodStuff serves up some light reading with 2 shots of humor and a dash of sarcasm. This edition highlights six remedies for a cheating partner.
