Anikulapo’s resurrection power put to good use!
It’s hard to believe that the people of Ojumo got a powerful tool like Anikulapo’s gourd and chose to only use it to bring dead people back to life.
Well, given half the opportunity, here are five things think we think need this sacred gourd of resurrection:
1. Your Account Balance
A touch of Anikulapo’s gourd on your CGPA-like account balance? Becoming a baller will be the least of your achievements.
In fact, the zeros in your account will multiply so much that your bank will have no choice but to ask for a one-on-one meeting with you.
2. The National Grid
You blame the government because you don’t know how it feels to be working so hard and a non-living thing takes you for a fool.
However, the tribe understands and so we believe Anikulapo’s sacred gourd is the next course of action.
Any objections? All overruled. National Grid; Arise!
3. Your Growth Hormones
Lack of height is a supernatural problem and what do supernatural problems need? Supernatural solutions. Anikulapo’s gourd will resurrect your growth hormones, no matter how long they have been dead.
With that said, the fate of your vertical increase is now in your hands.
4. Your Inner Tiger
Your inner tiger is sleeping because your go-to motivation plugs are hungry too.
Anikulapo’s gourd, however, does not live by bread. So tell us, what cheaper way to get your inner tiger roaring? Inner Tiger; Dide!
5. Naira
Lastly, the value of the Naira, because it seems to have forgotten how to rise in value.
With the way Anikulapo’s gourd worked wonders in the movie, we are left with no doubt that when it touches Naira, we all will go back to eating sardines and balling like never before.
#TheGoodStuff serves up some light reading with 2 shots of humour and a dash of sarcasm. This edition highlights five things that could use the resurrection power of Anikulapo’s gourd right now.
