Looking for your love?
This year alone, unlikely celebrities like Rita Dominic found their love. But there you are, the single potato. No lovey dovey text messages in the morning. Nobody is whispering sweet words in your ears or calling you their love. How long will you continue like this?
Not to worry we went all out for your case and made sure we understood why your love has been eluding you. These are the top 5 places that your true love might be hiding:
1. In Your Dreams
Who told you your love is hiding? My friend, go and respond to your DMS and unarchive those WhatsApp messages. Some of you need decking 🙄.
If you are not a shakara person, have you considered strategic sleep? God speaks to us in mysterious ways, after all. From now on, make sure you watch a love movie before sleeping–preferably Telemundo or Indian films 🙂
2. In The Arms Of Another
“My bae. Your bae. Our bae” is the new thing in town now. It’s highly likely your love is currently placing their head on the chest of another person right now as you read this. You must act fast.
Naked yourself at midnight and call upon God to free them from their Delilah!
3. In Their Room Chopping Breakfast
What are the odds that you still have not met your love even though you’ve been out and about? Your love has been chopping breakfast one and after the other and has resolved to stay inside and lonely.
What are you going to do now? 😭
4. Your Parent’s Age group 🙂
Perhaps you have been looking within the wrong age group too. Finding love in the arms of your parent’s age group is nothing to be shy about. Attend the same events that fit their generation – like burials, landlord association meetings, union meetings and so on.
We leave it to you to decide. Don’t cry ehn.
5. In The Abroad
Add this to one of the many reasons you should japa. As it stands now, it’s very likely your love has left this country already o. If you need help with how you can japa, look at this jobs that can fetch you visa money.
#TheGoodStuff serves up some light reading with 2 shots of humor and a dash of sarcasm. This edition reveals places the love of your life has been hiding.
