Of the greatest Nigerian lecturers!
Now that the ASUU strike has been called off, let’s talk about all the types of lecturers there are in Nigerian universities.
Remember to leave a comment on which types you have come across.
1. The Most Valued Player (MVP)
Twale for the lecturers that give AOC and actually stick to it. No impromptu tests, no failure threats just buy their manual, attend some of their classes and you are good to go.
2. Doomsday Prophet
You can never get an A in their course and they will remind you at every chance. As far as they are concerned, you would have to be their clone to even score a B.
3. Angry Bird
If they hear so much as a murmur while teaching–vex. If you come late to their class, another round of vexing. If your class now thinks they are jagaban enough to not buy the manuals of these types of lecturers–End game.
4. Autobiographer
These types of lecturers use every opportunity to tell you about their student days and their lives. Someone comes late–storytime. They always sugarcoat their stories sha.
5. The Parent Empath
Any small thing they will say the ones they pity the most are your parents. Asking if you know the lengths your parents go to source for your school fees.
6. The Over-Righteous Lecturer
Anything is up for religious scrutiny. Your outfit, hair, even the way you talk and the things you say will always get religious scrutiny from them. They see everyone as their child so they don’t have any filter as to how they advise or scold you.
They will ask at any chance they get if you’ve given your life to Christ.
7. The No-Nonsense Lecturer
If they get to class before, just don’t bother entering at all. They are also the type to organize impromptu tests. Bookworms tend to like get along well with these types of lecturers sha ????.
8. The Lazy Lecturer
They won’t come to class except towards the end of the semester to drop their material. As far as they are concerned, being a university student means that you are old enough to sort things out yourself without any lecturer’s help.
Na Wa!
9. The Slay Baddie
From their looks and outfits to cologne, these lecturers are always serving. You find yourself looking forward to their classes cause you wonder what their next outfit would be.
10. Flirt Vodka
You will regret being a female if you ever fall at their mercy. They are exactly the type exposed in the “Sex for Grades” documentary by Kiki Mordi.
If you are a guy and need anything from them, just find a pretty lady to help you work it out with them.
#TheGoodStuff serves up some light reading with 2 shots of humour and a dash of sarcasm. This edition highlights the types of lecturers.
